Happy Halloween everyone. Here is my post for the WEP October Challenge, sponsored by Denise Covey at Write ... Edit ... Publish. Okay, here we go. Enjoy!
Carla and Darla, twin sisters and cheerleaders, dressed as cheerleaders, entered the night club already half drunk. The room vibrated and pulsed from the music the DJ channeled through the speakers.
Carla scanned the room. “Look. Over there.”
“Clever Halloween costumes,” Darla said facetiously, smacking her gum. "Why is everyone here dressed like zombies? Like, gross, you know? And like, totally unoriginal.”
Carla tugged on her sister's arm. “Let’s go to the bar. As always, we’ll find more than enough men to buy us drinks.”
Halfway to there, the music ceased. Everyone in the club looked at Carla and Darla. They growled and groaned as they left the dance floor and bar seats, circling the twins and closing in.
“Argghh,” said one zombie.
“Gghhrrgg,” gurgled another.
“Ewwww,” Darla said, waving her hand in front of her face and scrunching nose. “They have brain breath.”
“That’s because they really are zombies,” Carla cried out. “Let’s go.”
Darla looked around. “We can’t we’re surrounded.”
“What ... what do you want,” Carla said to the zombies through a face full of terrified tears.”
“Brains,” the zombie crowd gurgled in unison, their eyes dangling out of their sockets and clawed and bloodied hands stretched out toward the twins. “We want to eat your brains.”
Carla and Darla hugged each other and closed their eyes.
“Brains. We want to eat your brains.”
“Well, sis, I guess this is it," Carla said. "We’re leaving this world by being eaten by zombies.”
Darla opened one eye and saw the zombie herd inches away. "I just wished they brushed their teeth first."
Darla opened one eye and saw the zombie herd inches away. "I just wished they brushed their teeth first."
After a minute, Carla opened her eyes. She saw the zombies shuffle to the dance floor and their seats. The music pumped loud to Oingo Boingo's Dead Man's Party.
Carla placed her hands on her cheer leader skirt hips and shouted, “Hey. What’s going on? Why aren't you eating us? What's the matter? Aren't we good enough for you?”
One zombie standing next to then leaned in and said in blood laden breath, “You’re cheerleaders. You don’t have any brains. Um .... can I buy you ladies a drink?”
Rim shot please! Now enjoy this classic Oingo Boingo song set to this The Nightmare Before Christmas clip. This is classic, folks. You'll want to take a few minutes to appreciate this.
Of course; we all know this. Loved the story, and the video. happy Halloween Steve :)
ReplyDeletedolorah, the video was exceptional IMHO. I love creativity and the hard work that goes into it. A really cool song I like certainly helps.
DeleteLOL. Love the angle.
ReplyDeleteI liked that music, and the visuals. The cheerleaders of the football world will not be amused however, and I saw that one coming. . .Nice entry, Stephen.
ReplyDeleteHi Stephen - great take on a Halloween horreur .. and loved the video - very clever .. Happy Halloween with the kids et al .. cheers Hilary
ReplyDeleteThanks Hilary! The kids had a great weekend. Now it's time to throw away their candy. The sugar is like a really bad LSD trip for them.
DeleteFunny, Stephen! Have a great Halloween.
ReplyDeleteFunny story for Halloween. The pics and video were great. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
ReplyDeleteNiiice.... Happy Halloween.
ReplyDeleteCheerleader stereotyping. LOL I told my children when they were small they could participate in any school activity they wanted except cheerleading. Happy Halloween.
ReplyDeleteSo that's why I flunked cheer-leading class! LOL
ReplyDeleteGreat Halloween story!
Hah, good one! And I love the comics, especially, 'Aim for their heads, Baby Jesus!' Lol!
ReplyDeleteLeandra, that's my favorite as I'm wrapping up Walking Dead Season Three on Netflix
DeleteHappy Halloween everyone. Stay safe and away from the drunk drivers.
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh! Very good.
ReplyDeleteFunny! I loved the comics on the side too. Zombies in the manger. Hahaha!
ReplyDelete" Don't roll your eyes at me!" Priceless Stephen. I loved your humourous take on the challenge and the cartoons/images really enhanced the story.
ReplyDeleteThanks for participating in the WEP challenge! Great to have you.
Happy Halloween!
Denise :)
Thanks Denise for the Blogfest! Halloween always provides an opportunity to do something fun.
DeleteHa ha! That was fun. What a good punch line, cheerleaders and no brains and buying them drinks!
ReplyDeleteLisa, glad you enjoyed the flash fiction. Or is it?
DeleteGreat humour, loved the cartoons with it and the video.
ReplyDeleteGlad people liked the video. I don't know who put it together, but they did a great job. Looks like it took a lot of time to do it.
ReplyDeleteLike Sally, I enjoyed the cartoons. And that video had to have been a labor of love, for as you say: it looked as if it took a loooong time to make.
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh and I loved the cartoons! I'm sorry if it's been a long time since I visited your blog, Stephen. I try to visit as many as I can and always return visits. I'll try to stop in more often.
ReplyDelete*LOL* So silly and fun! Hope you had a wonderful Halloween. :)
ReplyDeleteHello,
ReplyDeleteHere from WEP, and enjoyed your post much. A fun, light-hearted ghost story. Loved the cartoons and the video too. Thanks for the laughs.
Best wishes,
Nilanjana.
Great story, it makes a change to read a silly Halloween story :)
ReplyDeleteVery funny, although former cheerleaders may not appreciate the humor. :-) The cartoons were a nice touch---for those of us without brains.
ReplyDeleteOf course I kid. This is just a humorous story. As always, thanks for stopping by.
DeleteThanks everyone for stopping by, and I hope you all had a safe and fun Halloween.
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